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Vampires Suck: Comedy. Directed by Adam Seltzer and Jacob Friedberg. At Bay Area theaters.

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T he last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light. Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer have specialised in genre spoofs such as Date Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans, and now they're back with a desperately, almost fanatically unfunny version of the Twilight franchise. Matt Lanter plays Edward Sullen, the pale teen-vampire hottie, and Jenn Proske does what I admit is a nifty impression of Kristen Stewart, playing Becca, the glum girl who falls in love with him but can't have sex in case she becomes one of the undead.

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Not suitable under 13, not recommended Violence, sexual references, scary scenes and coarse language. This section contains details about the movie, including its classification by the Australian Government Classification Board and the associated consumer advice lines. At her new school Becca is immediately attracted to, and forms a relationship with, the mysterious Edward Sullen Matt Lanterwho along with his adopted family is a vampire. Children and adolescents may react adversely at different ages to themes of crime, suicide, drug and alcohol dependence, death, serious illness, family breakdown, death or separation from a parent, animal distress or cruelty to animals, children as victims, natural disasters and racism.

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Her time is spent fending off ravenous bloodsuckers and one-dimensional classmates in a quest to find a date to her vampire-themed prom. Most of the jokes involve people getting punched in the face, or dated pop-culture references does anyone care about the Kardashians any more? Lanter fares better as Edward — his main responsibilities involve staring and keeping his hair in place.

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We have, after all, gone from the renaissance period characterized by Airplane! They know that half the struggle to find an audience for their film is picking a few good big targets. Becca Jenn Proske is the new teen in the small town of Sporks, where she discovers her budding sexuality under the not-so-watchful eyes of her father Frank Diedrich Baderthe local sheriff.

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